A fork of Rural Dictionary
an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!
(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.
in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.
in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!
(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
the number describing the population of sex offenders in a community
I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...
apathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions
The deprived child showed indifference towards a better life, for his life was all he knew.
1) Immersed in a lengthy state of apathy.
2) In a state of low mental activity.
3) To be slapped with a stick engraved with blah on it.
I don't know if I can say... I'm just so blahhed.
Wow... that was a stupid and blahhed answer.
::smack:: boy, why have you blahhed me?!
she's just lookin' for a few good men to loosen her up ifuknowutimean