A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life? Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair! Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! Mongol General: That is good.
Frank: how was that date last night? Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swallow!" Frank: dang time to dump that dirty ho.