Country Dictionary

larder

An extremely forceful fart, it is often highly deadly and smells very bad.

"Oi whats he doing?" "i think hes trying larder" "Guys you better get out of here im about to larder!"

Lardered

Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.

Wow, Randy just got lardered by Heather.

larders

meaning laters, often used when signing off line from msn, myspace, facebook or other online websites. can be followed by 'larders salarders'

'see you tommoz?' 'yeah kay' 'well im off, need my beauty sleep haha' 'kay, larders'

cold larder

It's a cool area for storing food prior to use. Larders were commonplace in houses before the widespread use of the refrigerator.

In the northern hemisphere, most houses would arrange to have cold larder and kitchen on the north or east side of the house where it received the least amount of sun.

Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty

"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"

Lardered

'Lardered' To get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. This involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up. Occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.

boy1: what have we got next? boy2: not sure teacher: Oi! Get your shirts tucked in and smarten up! boy1: ughhh... (a few moments later) teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you've been, tell them you got lardered boy2: hahaha you got lardered boy1: shut up