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Lesbeans

When a female bean is attracted to another female bean. Also used as a phrase to describe adorable lesbians.

Slowly, the two beans began to fall in love. Lex bean and Liv bean lived happily ever after as lovers and lesbeans.

by Certified Lesbian October 06, 2020

Lesbean

A lesbian who is a bean(soft, pure or adorable. someone you want to protect. Or just a lesbian who wants to be called a lesbean)

That lesbean is so adorable

by Phillip Scribbles October 27, 2017

Lesbean

1. Mr. Bean in lesbian form 2.A lesbian that likes chili

1. Mike has a weird lesbean fetish. 2. Me

by KMB13787 September 16, 2015

Lesbean

A way to spell lesbian in a humorous way, usually online on chats in website

Person: I’m a lesbean Me: *gasp* me too! Person: Cool #lgbtq+ !!! :)

by LesbeanElf March 27, 2020

Lesbean

A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies. Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch. Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™

Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!

by Kismesitude__ March 31, 2018

Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients: 12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%) You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.

''You're too gay to function'' ''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''

by walmartwilly. May 18, 2018

lesbean

i like gorls

i am a lesbean

by hola soy doraaaa April 17, 2022