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The legal form of bribing the government
Comcast is lobbying congress to maintain their monopolistic stranglehold on the market without restriction. How is this allowed?
A place to shake nyash for cash, make friends and cause problems
Person A: I'm going on lobby to see some big batty gyal shaking bunds Person B: She better be leng styll
1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something. 2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.
I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.