A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)
Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
When having sex with a chick and she starts taking a shit, you stick your dick in her ass, creating a log-jam
"I was banging some chick last night and she started to take a dump, so I had to give her the log jam"
When you are getting your asshole sucked, and you send a POWER TURD into the mouth of recipent!
Shitting into the mouth of someonew that is sucking your asshole!