A fork of Rural Dictionary
Only men can do this. Where you drop a turd stand up an cut the turd in half with with urin
Wife: why do you always take so long in the bathroom Husband: I just laid a big turd I had to go loggin to flush it and not plug the toilet Wife: what the fuck I didn't need to know that Husband: Then why ask
Keeping a tab on someone, or waiting for them to fuck up or contradict themselves. It’s like holding a grudge but more toward reconnaissance.
“I heard how he talked to me, now I’m loggin’” “She said she wanted to go to sleep, but after I left she stayed up. I’ll be logging for a hot minute.” “He leaked my snaps, so I’m logging until the right moment.”
The process of checking out someone and mentally loggin them in your mind.
That guy over there is loggin' me!
When you're hangin' out with your dude friends and putting in some quality man hours. That's man loggin'.
Friend: Hey, did you guys have the girls over last night? You: Nah, we just did some serious man loggin'
Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.
Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone. Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.