A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lesbian Standard Time. As lesbians and wlw zoom through their relationships and move in after 2 days, U-Haul included.
"Bro, I think I'm in love with her.." "You met her yesterday?" "Things move faster in LST okay!?"
Living sex toy. A strange form of bondage play when a partner normally a male is treated no better than a dildo. A lst usually is tied and gagged (and possibly blindfolded ) so they cannot touch the partner during intercourse. Its a lack of intamacy in the act. And when intercourse is over. The person is set free and sent away.
Jane: Jack here been my lst for years. All i want is his dick, not his money or marriage.
Laughing (or Laughed) Silently To Self
My friend, Frank, fell down on a pile of dog sh*t... LSTS Instead of saying LOL which is what most people would have actually done in this instance - because Frank is my friend and I am a compassionate person, I LSTS. Most often, LSTS is the most honest term to use - as most people use LOL when they really aren't making any vocal noises at all.
Life Size Trisha. What every man wants, but cannot have.
I miss my LST, tell her i love her.
the independent time that people of latin decent function off of. this usually means they will be late anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.
Kaitlyn- Where's Lola? Reesa- Don't you know she runs on Latin Standard Time (LST)?! She'll be here in an hour...