A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you like the ocean, Maine is the place to be. For all you morons who consider incest to be a popular thing in Maine, grow the hell up, you find that stuff everywhere. Just like you find "white trash" everywhere. And who are you to consider who is white trash anyways?
a GREAT state that makes money off of tourism every summer, we have lobster AND canada, if you dont like us piss off and go home, eh
#29, read the REAL definition of redneck moron, and its pronounced bang - ghore #30, your thinking of "mayne" #31, if your gonna talk incest, talk west-virginia, not maine #32, we dont even GET W.B., and ive never smokes all my life, same goes for drinking #33, i really dont have anything to say to you #34, where the hell are you that you find nothing but white trash? for the editors: im sorry but i cannot sit idely by while people bitch about my state like this, i hope you understand
Not such a bad state. Southern Maine is pretty cool, there's beaches, woods, snowmobile tracks, and mainers. Portland is the biggest city, hence being smaller then what most people would even call a big city, it's still pretty cool. Saco has an alright amusement park, but people there are jerks. Sanford is a cool place, Theres stuff to do, the people are easy to get along with. Augusta is an okay city, not the best capital but better then Montpelier VT and Pierre SD Bangor is pretty cool for a city way up, Hotels, Lobstah, etc. Lewiston-Auburn is kind of like a much smaller version of Minneapolis-St Paul Minnesota, but still theres a lot of stores there that are good.
Californian 1: Man my aunt lives in portland maine, i gotta go visit her this summer Californian 2: Aww that sucks Old guy from maine: Aww portland's a cool city, you'll have fun!