A fork of Rural Dictionary
the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.
Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last." Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard) Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
to do something absolutely perfectly something that is absolutely perfect
Joe: Did you get a good car? Bob: yup, its a mary poppins
A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad. Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.
Billy: "So what did you do last night?" Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."
When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.
Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted. Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!
slang for droppings of an animal
look at the rabbits mary poppins
Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.
"Mariah Carey is a Mary Poppins" "No she aint she half of one..."
The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.