Country Dictionary

when u get friendzoned every single time

x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied

I just got mateied

Matei is a romanian name, especially carried by the honest ones. Matei will never let you down and will always help you. He deserves love and respect. A Matei is rare, so take the ocassion.

Matei is such a great boyfriend!

Matei is Matt or Matthew in English translated from Romanian. Usually the name of a smoking hot Romanian with spiked hair, and usually very cocky. Great guy and very funny!

Wow, Matei is a super hot guy! I really like his leather jacket.

A word often used by pirates to address friends, aquaintences, or the scurvy low lifes who mopped the deck. Often used in succession with Arr.

Arr, matey, thar be ye booty!
Arr, matey, ye shivers me timbers!
Arr, matey, walk the plank!

A not that cool guy but he can attract 90% of girls that ever lived on this planet even dinosaurus

Man1:Man that Matei fucked my wife so hard
Man2:I know man that guy fucked my daughter

Slang with a penis that's anything larger than 9 inches. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "bulge" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.

Brice: Hey, man. I accidentally saw you get out of the shower. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?