A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. British slang for head, skull
2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood
Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.
Mazzard. New Australian slang for married.
Jill and Jack got mazzard the other day.