A fork of Rural Dictionary
just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.
how i met your mother, montreal meatpie
When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.
Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?
Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.
The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)
After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.
When someone shits on a vibrator and inserts it into the vagina until they climax and excrete a mixture of cum and shit.
while Scott is sitting in the corner of the room edging, Ruby is doing the Bluey Meatpie on the bed.
Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.
Dan: How did it go with that girl?
Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.