A fork of Rural Dictionary
dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.
To titty fuck a hot bitch.
That chick was so 3< I had to mellonball her!
1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs
The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'
Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.
I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre
When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.
When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.