Country Dictionary

A person who partakes in the act of melloning (Titty fucking).

My friend Josh was at Cargnie Mellon and melloned some fatty boom boom's tits.

The elvish word for friend.
It is also the password (and answer to the riddle) to the Doors of Durin.

"Gandalf! What's the elvish word for friend?" "Mellon."

To express in form of cheery, extreme, dreadful, sorrow, or pleasant.

Hey Spaz your being to wild bro
Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.

DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!

Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon.

Zuzu, your artwork is so mellon broski!

The elvish word for 'friend'

hannon le, Mellon-nin (thank you, my friend)

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.

Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!

Large womans frontage; mammary glands for the purpose of milk produce for new born child. Alternatively great for sucking and squeezing!

Get a load of her Mellons, they're huge!

A Bostonian Flamer that resembles Elton John who craves huge black cock.

"Hey Mellon, why don't you get that cock out of your mouth and get help Head and I!"