A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best grandmother you can ever have that will always be there for you when you need her. And that buys crazy comfy socks for you
A grown woman whose tits hang flush against her fupa which hangs flush against her cankles. In order to get some side pocket action one must toss one torn, tattered tit slice onto it’s shoulder to access the Philadelphia boxcar and therefore “side pocket.”
I got shart faced, quite literally, while accessing the poop port while I gave your granny the dirty Memaw!