A fork of Rural Dictionary
The noise a baby turtle makes.
When the turtle felt threatened, he let out a high-pitched "Merb"
Defines everything around us and nothing around us....it affects everything including your cereal to your dental appointments...merb may touch you, cause amnesia, or infiltrate your body for body parts such as your cornea...protect your children
"Merb is upon us..."
"Merb touched me today, i felt enhanced"
"Dont touch that, Merb may punish you..."
"My child was touched by Merb last night...her cornea's are gone..."
a feeling of "not wanting to do"ness and tired/boredom
Oh merb, i dont wanna do anything today
Mad Herbs, used in the game Resident Evil. One may use this when a large quanity of herbs are present.
DAMN! I got merbs. Watch otha evil bitches!