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mingebag

1. A noob who screws up your Half-Life fun online , usually a little kid

2. A star in the Half-Life 2 mod movie 'SOFA KING'

Mingebag: LOLI broke your super awesome ultra mega fighting robot statue

Sofa King
Mingebag: I bought a sofa from Sofa King because I didn't know how to spawn one, ROFL

by Edlim August 13, 2006

mingebag

The default name in the Half-Life 2 mod, Garry's Mod.Mostly, people with this name in Garry's Mod are kick from a server as soon as they join, moost of the people with this name are newbies, and will ask about a lot of stuff in the mod.On the Garry's Mod forum people call each other "Minge bags" when what they say is totaly wrong or stupid.The Minge Bag is almost always shown as a "Dr.Kliener" model with his arms in the default settings of most models in video games (arms out, legs together), for rigging and animating, with a gravity gun in the middle og the model and part way inside the model.The start of Mingebag started in the 1st versons of Garry's Mod that were mutiplayer, because the only way to change a players name was to use the console command "Name", and to change the model was the command "setmodel".Most of the time, people who go to mess with servers will have there name be minge bag because they never change there name because they only fuck with people, and because most mingebags never play single player 1st to learn how to play.

"A Gmod game when a Mingebag Joins"
Mingebad has joined the game
Grunt-Ban him
Mingebag has been banned

"A Gmod game where a minge is not banned and is a newbie"
Mingebag-How do u fly?lol? whats this do?? lol1!11!
Grunt killed by minge bag
admin-minge bag stop, play single player 1st
mingebag-????
mingebag kills admin
Mingebag has been banned

"A Gmod game where a mingebag spams"
Mingebag-lolollololol lololololle erszdasfas
---An error about the game crashing---

by Ilikehl2 July 12, 2006

mingebag

A mingebag is like a toiletary bag but has all the contents to a perfectly kept minge. The things likely to be kept in a mingeback include: a razor, waxing strips, perfume and no doubt, a little mirror

Damn look at that hair ass mofo, she needs more than a good mingebag before i would bone her.

by MiSter CarL October 09, 2003

mingebag

A man that upon recieving a FREE £3 voucher from a reputable razor manufacturer then calls this company's customer care line to complain that his FREE voucher is not of high enough value.

Paul - "That's me sorted out, they're sending me a £10 voucher now"
Ian - "You're a right mingebag you!"

by Mr Chapman October 25, 2006

mingebag

Offensive term for a woman, usually used when ordering her to do something unpleasant.

"Suck wood, there's a good mingebag".

by JC in da place 2b December 15, 2004

MingeBag

The basic name for the Half-Life 2 modification Garry's Mod. Garry's Mod is a construction mod and MingeBags typically ruin the game. MingeBags are often referred as assholes, 12 year olds, and n00bs. Most often they will join your server or game and generally fuck up your constructions.

Extreme caution is recommended when allowing these users to join your game.

"OMFG THAT MINGEBAG JUST DELETED MY CATAPULT!!!!"

"Goddamnit, someone kick that fucking MingeBag! He keeps killing everyone!"

"KICK THAT FUCKING MINGEBAG BEFORE I KILL HIS FAMILY!!!!111one"

by j4s[p] July 08, 2005

MingeBag

"MingeBag" is the default player name in the HL2 Mod "Garry's Mod" (Now sold as Version 10, Version 9 Is no longer supported)

"MingeBags" were players who either through choice or lack of knowledge did not change their name. They would usually join a server and spam the spawning of large objects often crashing servers. However prop limiters prevent this nowadays. They would also destroy or interfere with other players creations.

Pontus, "Notorious, world-known gmod comic maker extraordinaire." was quoted: "Moron with a zero-point energy manipulator attached to groinal area"

These people, are of two "Classes" the generally innocent newbies (see "newbie") and those who are out to ruin the fun of everyone else.

Generally there is no time to tell the differences between the two and rivalries occur between players and "MingeBags" resulting in the server becoming a Deathmatch.

Example: Go play garry's mod and join a server under the name "MingeBag"

"OMG ITS MINGEBAG BAN BAN!!11"

"Here, Wanna help me build a fort? I help MingeBags :)"