A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mom to adult son: "You could really gain weight living in this city" Cool passerby: "Ugh, what a momment!"
The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."
"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?" "In a second." "Oh no, not a momment!"
When one's mom leaves a comment on one's Facebook wall or other social networking site.
Steve: I said I was going out drinking tonight and the only response was a momment telling me to be safe. Steph: Dude, that's lame.
A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.
"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily." "She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend." Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT" Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("
When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."
I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.
When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.
what did you do yesterday? I had a ubeen momment.