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mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.

I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.

by Jill Abell March 30, 2008

mongoosed

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes

"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"

by kush agrawal March 20, 2005

Mongoosed

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

by Czech ur inbox October 05, 2016

mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.

"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"

by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014

mongoosal

Related to mongooses - a description of awesome and amazing events

The game was mongoosal!

by Mongoose.helen November 30, 2017

mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

by deathfordough July 04, 2015