A fork of Rural Dictionary
A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.
I just love your monkeyness!" "You're such a monkeyman!
Usually the nickname given to someone who is a cheeky lil' bastard that people both love and hate. he generally makes a massive fool of himself on purpose to make people laugh, with or at him. he is a very selfless person and is not cautious about what he does.
that monkeyman is sooooo funnily stupid
A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.