A fork of Rural Dictionary
An indescribable amount of suckage.
Man, that exam sucked big hairy moose cock!!!
an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'
wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"
wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"
wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"
Hey Honey why don't you fry me up some of that Moose Cock for supper?
In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.
I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.
that is the biggest moose cock story I heard
jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and Dad replies " the the biggest moose cock story I ever heard !!"
An American's favourite appetizer,
before the Moose balls
Fry me up one of those Texas Moose Cocks boy