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Mouche

A french word meaning 'fly'

Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'

by Macondiron November 24, 2009

mouch

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

by Two tone cock January 02, 2008

Mouche

French for 'fly'. Makes a cool nickname :)

i had a mouche sandwhich

by Chicken Wing July 15, 2006

mouche

a man who is such a puss that he acts like a douche. a man-douche

hes so whipped hes a mouche

by nat February 15, 2004

Mouche

when scaramouche, from the hit game genshin impact on pc, PlayStation, and mobile devices, begins the mouchening.

“bro he just mouched everywhere!”
“he’s gonna mouche all over the inazumans just like how freddy freddied all over the kids”
“make sure my son doesn’t mouche everywhere”

by maY0nnA!se June 03, 2023

Mouche

Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.

Yeah, he's a fucking mouche!

by @daveSaidNEVER February 22, 2011

mouch

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

by Two tone cock December 30, 2007