Country Dictionary

Verb. To goof up. To make a complete fool of one's self. Noun. An idiot or a goof. One who partakes in stupid acts.

Matt: So I was trying to catch the ball when I mpsed and ran into a concrete pole. Nicholas: Wow. What a total MPS!

Member of Parliament (british term)

Tony Blair reluctantly bowed to the demands of the chancellor and rebel MPs by promising to step down within 12 months.

Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.

Those MP's sure are grumpy!

"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.

Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".

member of the preferred sex

A certain purity test asks : Spent the night with a MPS?

alternate name for mana, called magic points or mana points in video games.

I've run out of MP!'

Micro penis; joking appellation to refer to or call on a male who has a micro-penis.

You're such an mp Kevin. Tristan, you're the one and only mp in here. Haha Miguel, you flopped; you're such an mp. Hello mp.