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mtv

The reason modern music is dead.

Ever since MTV existed, everybody starts to bleed internaly when music comes on.

by Quiggy June 13, 2004

mtv

Cable television station. Acronym (ironically) stands for "Music TeleVision." The only shows you'll actually find are contrived so-called "reality" shows like Road Rules and Real World where a bunch of overpriveleged 21-year olds sit around their rooms all day and night while exotic locales most of us will never see exist 20 feet outside their doors and bitch about how much they hate wheover's not in the room at that particular moment.

I thought I saw a music video on MTV last night in between episodes of "Real World Beirut" and "Real World Sri Lanka" but it was just a Panteen commerical.

by James October 20, 2003

mtv

A television channel that has the nerve to call themselves music television and music is the only thing the don't play. when they do play music it's crappy rap like mike jones,missy eliot,and lil jon. THEY ALL SUCK!!! SCREW MTV,FUSE IS BETTER!!!!!

MTV=suckalicious shows like hogan knows best and the real world. Fuse=The only music channel on TV that plays music.

by supercellchaser September 13, 2005

mtv

A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.

My girlfriend watched so much MTV that now she goes to SpringBreak each year and takes 100 cocks a day.

by TruthHurts October 06, 2003

mtv

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc.. A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel

Mtv get off the air Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years I love the cock..... (mtv)

by Mr. T December 16, 2003

mtv

1. A TV channel that has ruined american music forever. 2. A channel that has no tollerance for good music. 3. Play a majority of music that wasn't even written and/or preformed by the group.

How much worse will MTV make music today?

by Mike Sullivan December 16, 2003

mtv

Mtv is a dumb corporation that brainwashes the youth. The fashion is crazy and dumb. The people who watch mtv are just wannabe preps and ghetto snobs. Listening to their pop\rap culture. The people who like Mtv are arrogant too...they bully,they make fun of idvinduals clothes, they listen to madonna(very evil). I think they should shut down MTV or change it..it used to be good a long time ago but the media made it a living hell ,,!,,(-.-),,!,, fuck you MTV!!!!!!!!!!

Mtv: Hey kids an awesome new punk bad came out. Blink 182!!!!!!!!!! it mixes ghetto poser rap and pop together thats how we get punk. stupid brainwashed kids: Yay!!!!

by The killer of rap September 25, 2006