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To be extremely drunk and high at the same time. Usually ends up being a scenario where the individual said they would only have one drink, but ultimately succumb to the temptation and get absolutely ripped.

Person 1: Last night was insane.

Person 2: Oh for sure I had work at 7 and I was sooo narbed.

No Apparent Reason Boner

While walking down the street I sprouted a narb

No Apparent Reason Boner. When you're just sitting there taking a test or listening to a sermon in church and for some random reason, you get a raging hard-on. Hopefully you are wearing tight jeans or tighty-whities and not gym shorts.

I finished with my test early but had to wait to leave because I didn't want to jab anyone in the back of the head with my Narb as I was leaving my seat.

no apparent reason boner

Yo man when i was in class I suddenly got a narb

The act of having a narb.

Dude, were you Narbing during math class today?

I was narbing so hardcore today in mass.

No Apparent Reason Boner. A boner that appears for absolutely no reason you can think of

I was walking down the block when I got this NARB.

Dude, I just got a NARB.

OMG I Just got a NARB

NARB- N. No Apparent Reason Boner. When a male individual becomes sexually aroused for absolutley no apparent reason, and cannot make his penis heel on command.

I was sitting in math class day dreaming when I suddenly felt a NARB growing, of course I was called to the board immediatley after the NARB took full form