Country Dictionary

To take a non-legitimate sick day - The action one takes when one has the shits with work.

My boss is a complete tard so I was forced to narn.

A noise one makes while masticating soft, chewy foods.

These jellybeans are delicious. *narn*

A term used to insult or demean a person after they have stated the obvious.

Boy-"Hey is the sky blue?"

Girl-"Narn you retard, of course its blue."

Derived from the word Narnia

A word used to describe someone you are jealous of but is taken in a derogatory fashion.
It is tended to be used by those who are intellectually challenged.

Person 1: You're a narn
Person 2: Oh, thanks honey!

A noise made by dogs who are feeling particularly loving and happy.

My pet dog was relaxed, and narned when I was affectionate to him.

A narn is a is another for vagina/pussy

Aahhh id love to uppercut this bitch in the narn

Not a real nigga

Narn:when everybody know this person just don't keep it real at all times and can't be trusted.