A fork of Rural Dictionary
When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.
This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.
When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'
When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.
Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.