A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you feel nostalgic for something that didn't happen to you and wasn't in your past.
Person 1: Oh man, Woodstock was so awesome Person 2: You got no-stalgia dude
The nostalgia you get when you hear 90's music, especially adult alternative.
OMG, I get so much 90'stalgia when I hear "Graduation" by Vitamin C. "Barely Breating" by Duncan Sheik makes me so 90'stalgic.
Deja Vu or Nostalgia brought on by scent.
I just got crazy nose-stalgia when I walked into your laundry room. It smells like my Grandma's house when I was growing up!
Something new that harks back to something old. Term coined by Seattle 97.3 KIRO FM's Sean De Tore. The audio engineer of Too Beautiful to Live.
Whoa man, did you see those new Nike's with the fat tongue? They're shoes are like new-stalgia!
Usually a desperate attempt to keep dead forum threads going, this manifests as an internet troll/a-logger wannabe or forum member bringing up old things that the victim of their trolling tactics said and did from years ago as a means to get lulz when the lulz are already dying and there is nothing last. Also includes finding things that have little to no connection to said victim other this person remembered that the victim liked a certain character/actor/show and nothing more. A typical person who has this will use the term 'old news' when referring to the victim but is too stupid to realize that they themselves and the forum thread itself are 'old news'.
There he goes again, going on and on about how nostalgic he is for those lulz. He's got Lul-stalgia.
The feeling in which a sense of nostalgia is felt, specifically for when Donald Trump was in office of the United States of America.
“Man, I really miss it when Trump was president. Everything was better.” “Feeling some Trump-stalgia, are we?” “What”
The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.