A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female whose a simp. They will try really hard to get a guy to be with them and agree with everything they say.
Emily: OMG. I meet this amazing boy the other day. He’s a flat earther and thinks the coronavirus is fake but he’s so hot and ripped Rachel: You’re such a simpette Emily
When you feel nostalgic for something that didn't happen to you and wasn't in your past.
Person 1: Oh man, Woodstock was so awesome Person 2: You got no-stalgia dude
When you do the rosy palm technique and instead of cum, you pee yourself.
Person 1: Dude, you gotta try the rosy palm it's great Person 2: I tried it before and got a golden rosy palm Person 1: Uggh that's gross bro
An emoji phrase to use instead of saying good night to someone.
A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.
You’re a barstool you know that
When you want to call someone a snowflake but you don't want them to think they're special.
Jimmy: I'm 10 and I love music from the 1800s. Dan: You're such a noflake!