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nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs

Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq

by vennyweenny October 06, 2023

nutballs

adj. possessing a dangerously low sanity level. having no capacity for complex thought. completely crazy.

Why is that girl drinking out of the toilet? She's nutballs!

by BnessEnvy January 19, 2007

Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles. -A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided -A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way. -Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.

Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys? Guy: Do you have nuts? Girl: No. Guy: Then no.

by yomanitsnoah December 13, 2012

Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.

Jackass Season 2

by Riley April 24, 2003

Nutball

A game involving a ball of some sort being tossed at your garbage... until one person takes to many hits and quits.

hey cory get your camera me and drew are gonna play some nutball

by matt miller November 27, 2002

nutball

term of endearment for a girl who cannot refrain from crackin jokes in any setting. the humor best displays itself in awkward situations, and generally makes for memorable first impressions. Of course, this un-bridled humor leaves her second guessing herself at times because she would never want to offend, but this feeling never lasts more than a few minutes. She's too sweet to mean any harm, so it rarely backfires as pissing someone off.

Hey, have you met that girl Stephanie? Yeah, she's a nutball!

by smpete5 February 10, 2010

nutball

A person of extreme (nutty) beliefs. A zealot who wishes to force others to accept their fringe belief system. Usually reserved for persons of right wing (conservative) persuasion. A nutball is so sure they are right, they may do physical harm to anyone who disagrees with them.

"That nutball is trying to get evolution out of our school." Some common nutball types are: bomb-packing terrorists, christian evangelists, creationists, way-right republicans, war-mongers, hate-mongers, white supremacists, nazis, extremests.

by pix pix June 02, 2007