A fork of Rural Dictionary
An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
Am older person who values old fashioned values
As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female
What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.
I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.