A fork of Rural Dictionary
pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda
"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"
When a guy has anal sex with a girl he cums in her butt hole then licks it out. He then spits the cum in the girls mouth, she swashes it around then spits it back in his, then massages her ear with his tongue. Then make sure he gets enough of the cum and spit to eat her out then makes out with her afterwards.
Me and my girlfriend totally just coca-pandad
I just love having erotic coca-pandad
A mexican creature long thought to be a myth, resembling a koala. It is characterized by its bushy 'stache and sombrero. Males are normally gray and females are pink. Pandads are reported to have been found in the wild of Mexico, but are rarely seen on account of being endangered. Pandads travel in medium-sized groups called mariachis and can be male or female.
Look! It's Paco the Pandad! He'll save us from Godzilla! -Japanese Citizen
I haven't eaten Pandad for years since the great Pandad extinction. -Mexican hobo