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The worst online payment service ever. Have been known to freeze your account for no good reason and take your money. It is still frequently used by about 90% of ebay sellers and buyers as a way to recieve and send cash. Sadly, paypal also has many other websites sucking their dicks and using their shitty service as a preferred payment method.
paypal is an evil beast thats getting its nourishment from all those stupid ebayers! screw paypal!
a demon of a thing that enjoys boiling your blood to the point that you smash up your computer. When you think of the pros and cons about paypal, you will be left wondering why the fuck did i bother signing up to this thing?
Paypal is certainly not my fucking Pal!
An online scamming system - allowing kiddie scripters and hackers everywhere to make tons of money for nothing!
Oh shit man! That dude made a payment and i sent him his item , now he says someone else hijacked his account - end result - lost the item and lost the 200 pound paypal are asshats
A online credit company that bends over backwards to help fraudulent venders steal money from their "customers" Their policies are optimized to screw people out of their money.
Some knob never sent me my item, ebay said be more patient, paypal then said I waited to long to complain, it was past 30 days, your fucked looser we win agian. Oh wait, nice try.. my REAL credit card company will stomp on you like a little tit. Thank god I did not use my bank account like they try and fistfuck you down the throught with... EVERYTIME... no matter what you set as your default. Asswipes. :|
An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.
It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?! - Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.
a hooker
John #1: her ad on CL said she does full service gfe. Agent Sakamoto: she's a real paypal. you didn't have to strangle her, though.
An online payment service which can be used to send money from one person to another via their website, buy theings from online stores, or transfer money via your cell phone. Paypal is owned by Ebay Inc.
'I need my five bucks mayn' 'Aiight, I'll just paypal it to you'