A fork of Rural Dictionary
another word for Penis
(kid 1) "Man, all these girls hate me"
(kid 2) "Then show them your pingo, man!"
Pingo-Pongo is what happens when a woman doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. It usually happens when men are talking about man things such as being a man, doing ladies or living in the city. A woman then rudely interrupts by talking about knitting or something.
JOHN: Yes, I bought my most recent automobile for fifty grand.
EDDIE: Ooh that's sounds nice.
MARY:John the baby's on fire!
JOHN: What the fuck did you just say! Keep it down bitch!
EDDIE: Jeez I haven't seen a Pingo-Pongo like that since the seventies.
Common shorthand for a person who is generally not well liked by others. Used most frequently to describe males of short stature with poor hygiene. Usually they will be seen bothering women who do not wish their attentions. They are needy, self-loathing & generally pathetic. As well they will usually have poor eating habits and most Urple Pingoes can be seen frequenting low-grade hamburger chains. While some Urple Pingoes may have college-level education, most will not. Usually this is due to growing up in a broken home. As such, many will struggle to even complete high school.
The phrase was coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico by local teenagers who were attempting to have a way to speak about Juggalos in their presence without having it made known publicly. Eventually, it disassociated from the entirety of the Psychopathic family and began to refer to anyone with poor hygiene.
Guy 1: Did you see Urple Pingo hanging out with Stephanie?
Guy 2: Yeah, I hope his stink don't rub off on her.