A fork of Rural Dictionary
it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries
you: I just fucked some platypussy.
friend: You a furry?
when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.
OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!
When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.
"I wanna platy your pussy."
"Negro platypussy, git r done?"
"Socks."
"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.
C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”
A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.
2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!