Country Dictionary

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time. So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.

They call me the plumber, 'cause I'm always layin' the pipe.

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.

1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber. 2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.

"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"

One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).

Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.

Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.

plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.

A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.

He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!