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An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot Olivia: He just gave me a PONER Harley: Major poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner. to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! ' -jays so fucking hot! -you have a poner? -yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.

1. abbrev. pony tail. see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.