A fork of Rural Dictionary
a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.
blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana. Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.
What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.
"john will you come play ninja master with me?" "You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"
A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times. Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up." Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming? 2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet. 1) What a Poonaner Jones.