A fork of Rural Dictionary
Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of odor or any hygiene. He not only smells bad but he also makes those who choose to hang around him smell bad. Many will argue where his almost divine ability to smell odorous comes from but none will argue of how noxious the smell is. Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:
Person A: Yo poopman! Person B: Whatchu call me? Person A: POOPMAN! Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman! Person A: No, you da poopman. Person B: No, YOU da poopman. Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five? Person B: Fine with me. Poopman. Person A: Shut up poopman.
This word is used when you see someone in a near poop eating situation. This word is usually used when a waiter or waitress is about to serve poop to a customer.
Waiter/Waitress: Enjoy your poop my good customer. Random Person that has nothing to do with the situation: PoopMan!