A fork of Rural Dictionary
headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.