A fork of Rural Dictionary
Carrying out the duties of a prefect
Friend: Hey wanna grab a cheeky nando's? Me: Sorry, I'm prefecting all night. Friend: What a SADDO LOL
So there is the 5% of prefects, and of course the 95% of prefects. 5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them. 95%: Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.
Me: *Harmlessly eating while using my phone in the canteen after school to contact my parents Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone) Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass Later Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk At night Bitch: Hi uwu Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU Bitch: IKR UWU All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu' Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash
An excellent, thoughtful poster to a web board. To write an amazingly good post to web board. Coined in honor of the best poster on tigernet, FordPrefect.
He's a real Prefect. He really prefected that issue.