Country Dictionary

A reason for choosing a particular course of action when other, clearly less selfish or stupid options were available to you at the time. Most often, these other options include not committing that particular act in the first place.

"Dude, why did you wipe your balls on my girlfriends face when she was sleeping?" "Principalities"

Some one who won't let you run in the damn halls when a teacher is trying to kill you

Player: *runs* Principal: no running in the halls. Player: FUCK YOU

A fake job given to someone in order to make it them feel important.

Peshe the little kid pretended to be a principal

A jerk who sits in their office at school and drinks coffee all day. Your teacher sends you there when you're too much for them to handle. you're often sent there for stupid reasons.

Teacher: How many sides are on a triangle? Me: Three Teacher: You didn't raise your hand! Go to the principal's office! Me:Aw crap

The boards bitch.

principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board. joe: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

A former football coach with 2 losing seasons

Secretary: "The principal is coming to observe your class tomorrow, Mr. Smith" Mr. Smith: "Oh, the joys of teaching band. Now I'll get to hear about why it's my fault we're 24th seed this year."

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal Student B: what happened? Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention