Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

puffet

a low seat or foot stool for a retard

"that's clearly not a tuffet...that, my friend, is a PUFFET"

by raegal October 04, 2011

Puffet

A banquet for homosexual men only.
Collective term for a high gay to straight ratio in any environment.

I went to my gay friends birthday party and it was a total puffet

Last night I went to the club, there were so many gays, it was a total puffet.

by Coapa Jonbi July 17, 2011

puffetic

is boys from certain boglands in the country of ireland who are obsessed with thumb wrestling and the card game snap.

god id hate to be as puffetic as that tall boy over ther trying to challenge his huge dog to a staring competition

by city chic August 22, 2010

puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

Puffet

An ice cream sandwich from Finland.

I cant wait to have my delicious Puffet!!

by mayberrypie February 08, 2025

Puffeting

When a girlfriend gets mad or upset and instead of her normal kiss on the finger or lips or cheek she blows out air at you making a "pffffftttt" sound.

Lama's are also known to to this when upset.

As i leaned in to kiss my girlfriend when she was mad at me she puckered up her lips, puffeting me away.

by Hollywood Hoenig August 22, 2011