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1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:

2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:

3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:

1. "You punce, you'll never be good at singing!" or "He's a punce, he can't do anything well."

2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"

3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"

An mildly offensive word used in conversations to replace such words as 'shit' etc...

"That Mr. Smith teacher, he's a bloody punce!"

or

"Those blokes outside the resteraunt are punces for looking at us like that!"

bi-sexual or gay fag (or somebody who looks gay)

god Andre... such a punce

1.A punce is a dick/pussy licker
2.A bisexual

"Yo punce, fuck off bitch"
or
"Wow, your a punce?"

when someone does something poorly or something is not good.

1.man that joint is so punce.
2.the cops are coming man thats punce.
3.i hate punce pussy.

A mild form of punishment when someone you like does something you don't like, usually accompanied by a light fist tap to the end of the nose repeatedly.

Pauline, if you don't give me the remote, you're gonna get a big punce

to fart on someone

"hey vinny you should go pounce on that chick over there"- me

"okay *FFFFFFFRR* I pounced and it smelled"-me

you punce