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A word Kramer claims may be found in a medical dictionary

When a patient gets difficult, you quon him!

the shape of a cats pupil after they have been rejected.

Wow Noah, your cat just rejected mine through facetime. Now his pupils are quon.

Medical term. When a patient gets difficult you have to quone them.

"We're going to have to quone this patient"

A neologism coined in "The Stakeout" episode of the television series "Seinfeld", "quone" was a word used by Mrs. Seinfeld in a Scrabble game. It was found by Jerry to not be a real word, but Kramer insists that it means "to sedate". Whether or not this word has been adapted remains to be seen.

"This dictionary's no good, we need a medical dictionary! When a patient is difficult, you quone him." - Kramer

Medicine:
v. To perform an act on a difficult patient.

When a patient gets difficult, you quone him

Contraction for "Queen of the Noobs."

Used primarily for women (especially vegetarians and blondes) who are so daft, so ridiculous, so... noobish, that they are deemed to be the "Queen" of all noobs. However, they have no subjects, because they are too noobish to have them.

Activities include, but are not limited to:

Dressing up for Where’s Waldo? Day... 5 days early.
Accidentally eating bacon while being vegetarian.
Spelling "whore" as "hoar".
Hearing about a lecture by Ray Rodriguez. Googling him and finding out that he is an expert in nutritional genomics. Going to the lecture. Turning out that it was actually a lecture by ROY Rodriguez... expert on sex.
Thinking that hookah bar is just a “cool” way to spell hooker bar.
Looking out of a window and thinking that it's raining outside when it's just the sprinkler system.

"No, it's not raining outside, QuoN... That's the sprinkler system lolololololol."

*Chanting* "QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN!"

A tall Asian man in early teens who is most likely addicted to porn hub

he watches so much porn his name must be Quon