A fork of Rural Dictionary
Reem is where a guy urinates in the toilet, but straight after finishing pulls back the foreskin of his piss dripping penis and rubs his bellend all over the toilet seat.
Theres no greater rush than when you reem. The thought of the next guy sitting on my bellend whilst taking a shit is hilarious and ever so cheeky.
the wanton act of rubbing a penis around the 'lips' of the anus to gain sexual arousal!
Reem is a slang word first used by Joey Essex on The Only Way Is Essex (TOWIE). It is basically an alternative word for cool.
Joey: You're looking reem today, babes.
Sam: Aww thanks, you too gorgeous.