Country Dictionary

(correction to a previous entry!)
Reivs is a pretty cool guy, a tad slow but still a good friend. He ISNT a braindead chimp, blah, blah, blah, he's cool, soz man.

So cool, it could be Revis

Half man-Half robot, sent back in time to give geeks a chance with girls like TK! With all the speed of a dead turtle, and carisma of a braindead 2yr old chimp!

Revis get over here John needs to pull

Used when you can't remember the name of an object.

Go over there and get me the revis to fix the pipe.

the most intelligent, handsome, and athletic state that you could possibly be in.

Wow, you really are a revie.

Revis is a word that can replace all other words. It can be every part of speech and have any meaning. It is the perfect word. It was derived from the last name of the probowl cornerback's Darrelle Revis' last name. Revis does not have to replace a positive word, but can also replace a negative word. Revis will eventually take over the english language.

I drank like ten beers, i was so revis.

Revis is such a hot piece of ass.

Same revis, different day.
All that and a bag of revis.
It's the best thing since sliced revis.
Revis actually has a rap song called Friday Night Lights.

etc.

The nicest girl that is ever to exist. Is very beautiful and never seems to notice her beauty. Needs to realize her amazingness!

"Man, Revie is the nicest girl i've ever met!"

Scenario:
"Bro why are you crying"
"Revie is just so beautiful look at her when she walks by"
*Revie walks by*
*Crying* "Wow, she really is beautiful"

An asshole who will try to get you to be their friend, but eventually you realize they're a piece of shit.

That guy was a Revi, just blocked his number.