A fork of Rural Dictionary
A white trash overweight unicorn
that's no rhinocerous my friend... that's an overweight white trash unicorn!
One who head-butts an individual, or group of people with the top of their cranium. Like a rhinoceros would.
Brandon:"Ben, you rhinocerized some old ladies at that table last nite!" Ben:"Dam. Really? I don't remember this event." Brandon:"You like flew into them. I'm not sure how. ha ha! drunk ass." Ben:"Dam. I need to stop getting Brandon drunk." Brandon:"I love you, Ben." Ben:"Love you too, Brandon..."
A living organism whose mass is so great that it can be labeled with it's own personal ZIP code. A creature with a neverending desire to consume it's surrounds. Usually referred to as "Fat Guy" or "That Cowish Mofo." Inspired by the hefty shape of a Rhinocerous, who spends most of it's time grazing and rarely moving, only being able to run for seconds at a time. Behavior such as this is apparent in those who may be aptly dubbed "Rhinocerously Fat".
"Wow, have you seen how Rhinocerously Fat that kid Carmine has gotten?"
When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.
Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?" Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed." Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous." Robert: "I can see why."
When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.
"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?" "But I don't have a penis." "Strap on this dildo."
To be impaled and retained as an ornament by a rhinoceros.
while on Safari Jennifer was rhinocerized which resulted in here ultimate demise.