A fork of Rural Dictionary
Experiencing the joy of a 3D virtual environment.
He put on his Oculus Rift® and with laughter and smiles started rifting through the 3D model of the home he had designed.
Burping brought on by consuming gas producing foods such as chili dogs.
If they eat those chili dogs, they'll be rifting all the way home.
Fat kid who once ate the entirety of Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory...Fast forward to today and well he's immobile and diabetic. Rift#4662 has been stress eating since he lost his heavy weight title for most honey buns eaten in 1 minute(500 honey buns).
Rift is a fat slob that gets 0 hoes and he needs to learn how to clean himself cuz he stank.